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Hot Equestrian Goes On Crime Spree

Another reminder for those who tout the NAWALT approach to life. An eighteen-year-old equestrian chick who had Olympics aspirations has been sentenced to two years in a juvenile prison after she participated in a massive crime spree with her father and stole a number of luxury vehicles, with the total value coming in at £696,500. Kirstie Covele was hit with the penalty by a court on Tuesday despite her decent looks and career plans.

Perhaps the pussy pass is faltering?